You will probably show up at yet another of the Fickett and Prynne wakes, so we thought we might as well invite you. The deceased this time is James Lamb, a rather unpopular actor. We expect that you will console the begreived as you usually do, despite their protests...,
Snide Aside:
By the way, you have a tendency to hang out at funeral parlours,
coffee houses and computer conventions.
Your theories about a mathematical realm outside the physical universe are not
popularily accepted but your work supports your ideas well.
You are a bit of a futuristic mad scientist. The year is 2016.
But you have ideas about the possibility of time travel that explain the disjunct
funeral that is occuring this weekend.
Half the guests are attending a funeral in 1964.
The other half are attending the 2016 funeral for the same guy.
You work in virtual reality often, where you've created the
King of Cone,
an allegorical character that explains Time-Space Phenomonology and metaphysics.
You then project the King of Cone holographically and converse with him.
He is your brain child and you visit Funeral homes together to try to assure the
families that the deceased will live again....