Once again, we will be expecting you at a wake at a Fickett and Prynne wake. The deceased, James Lamb was an actor with the Lamb Family Theater Troupe and should be wealthy enough to dress well at his wake. We, of course, love to hear your fashion tips and realize that you do a lot of consulting for Fickett and Prynne. Can't wait to see you, but regret to inform you that your arch-enemy bitch, Chess, will also be attending.
Snide Aside:
By the way, you work as a fashion consultant and critic of cryogenically stored bodies.
Formerly, when peoplc were typically buried, they would be dressed in a
contemporary suit or dress--but we all know that withii ten years, they would be hideously outdated.
None of us would be caught dead in a polyester suit in the 1980's or in flourescent swimwear
in the nineties. Now that people are stored cryogenically with hopes of future recessitation,
it has become very important to be stored fashionably and comfortably.
You are the fashion critic and cryo-clothier for these temporarily dead people.
You of course model your designs, demonstrating the future-vision and comfort of your cryo-clothing.
You have worked with
Edmund Fickett,
the funeral home director at this wake, many times before and have become good friends with him.
Your arch-rival is a fashion bitch in New York, named Chess.
She will attend. The year is 2016. Dress appropriately.
