The Classic Meigel Joke

Deep in Cascades of the Pacific Northwest, A cracker in snowshoes and a
wallaby in moon-boots are leaning on a snow fence. The cracker pulls icicles
out of his moustache, remembering; Hey wallaby,  I just recalled seeing a
package for you back at the cabin.
	Who’s it from?
	Probably your mother, again.
	This is unlikely, actually.
The wallaby pats a mound of snow with his tail.
	Have you ever....
	Snorted the scent of an Adirondack Fall?
	How did you know I was g....
	You mouth the words before you say them.
	That’s unlikely, actually, think of....
	how long it would take for me to mouth out one of my long tirades before
actually saying it:  yeah, I know, see, you’re doing it again.
	I haven’t opened my mouth, Cracker. The wallaby’s tail had frozen to the
mound, he tugged for a second, then, uh,
	....I forgot the rest of the joke. The cracker interjected.
	actually, I was gonna tell you the punchline
	and I did it for you.
The wallaby was now frozen solid up to his waist. There was no possibility
of his walking home. The cracker, with a shell of ice extending down from
his moustache was finding it difficult to speak.
	You’re beginning to look like an....
	astronaut The cracker interjected.  Stop muffthin mevethin....
	Yes, a beautiful globe of ice is developing from your nose.
	muffmth
	Seeing as how I’m not moving, and you can’t interrupt anymore, I wanted to
explain to you in detail the punchline I started earlier.